The Break up
The REAL breakup.
Best lines from Uriel:
• He is not nowhere to be found…ah, all mexican and shit.
• Look at em, look at em, he’s all like dal de tu cuerpo alegria macarena…
• This is like watching BET…they always fight.
• Guys, being in a relaship is hard, it is very very hard. Ok? Guys, don’t take this lightly.
Best lines from Steph:
• He’d be speaking Spanish if Justin wasn’t white.
• It’s like a black music video.
• Why is he so mad? This is the best thing of my life.Best conversations between Uriel and Steph:
Uriel: Look there’s a black couple coming over here…do you see them?
Steph: No, they’re too black, I just see shirts coming out.
Uriel: This is definitely BET.
Steph: This should be a show.
Uriel: Dude, if this was the Kappa show, Victoria would be stealing the shit out of Wilma. Like, Wilma, are you pissed are you upset?
Steph: He got an Oscar, he just got the Oscar.
Uriel: Dude, he’s getting nominated. Look at him, look at him. Damn. He’s in the ranks of like, um, who? Maybe some, Jennifer Love Hewitt.
The memories … #ryansummers